M is for Myg

After all that rowdy partying Monday night it wasn’t easy to get my head settled into the grind yesterday, but it had to be done. There’s some serious shit afoot, and it was time to focus.

Got a call from our presidential primary candidate, Romana Wei, announcing that she’d completed phase one of our headquarters. I immediately tp’d over to Philadelphia to inspect the new office.

Wei 2008 headquarters is located conveniently down a backalley, behind Philly’s sex hotel. Aside from her political aspirations, Wei is a developer who specializes in bus stops, warehouses and dilapidated gems like the new Wei 2008 HQ.

After a brief tour, I got to work making photocopies of my ass to slip anonymously into people’s inboxes. Alas, like with every piece of technology I come into contact with, the damned thing immediately jammed.

I say it must have been the 2-sided copies. The copier *always* jams on two-sided copies. Either this or it was the controversial content of the Wei Platform brochure I was preparing for leaflet distribution by corner crack handlers. Maybe it was just too much radicalism for one document:

From the mouth of our Hero, Romana Wei, the savior of American Politics.

Five Points to Save our Country:

First, I support war everywhere except Iraq and Iran!Second, I support only gay marriages… I want to abolish all other marriages.Third, my immigration reform policy is as follows: Scooter Libby can kiss my ass and get the hell out of my country. That is my policy.Fourth, Rudy Giuliani will be humanely euthanized.

Fifth, from now on, all local education programs will include readings of Eduardo Galleano, Karl Marx, Luce Irigaray, Kathy Acker, and Pagan Kennedy. No one…I repeat no one! may ever read Catcher in the Rye again!

Nobody ever said saving the country was going to be easy, folks.

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This entry was posted on Wednesday, March 21st, 2007 at 5:52 pm and is filed under Capers, Wei 2008.