Protecting the electorate
Posted by myg
There is something about Philadelphia that just attracts bullshit.
It was an evening of the usual. Watching Lisa torment Vanny at their love mansion. More reconciliation talks with Ben that go on and on much more than they need. Watching impatiently as Torvalpac in his bored misbegotten frenzy filled up our screens with text spam about, I don’t even know what because I didn’t bother to read it. Grimacing as Gala gave the cold shoulder Cemetary Slade who stupidly wandered into Section 8 looking for who knows what. More peace talks with Gala on behalf of Starr? Either way it was a bad move, if you ask me. She was tolerant for awhile, then orbited his ass. In case it’s not obvious yet, Gala’s tolerance for people who annoy her is rather low.
And Gala’s patience was particularly low last night, after receiving yet another threat against her and Section 8. Oh there’s more, just below the fold.
Golly, who’d a thunk it but seems there are people who actually live in Philadephia, for real, who have the natural curiosity to come to our home in virtuality and then tell us exactly what they don’t like about it. You know, fine, but since you didn’t actually go out and make the fucking place, then just shut the fuck up. Go out, buy your own land, make your own god damned Philadelphia, losers.
But do they? Fuck no, they don’t. And who, really, is gonna match the creativity and creepy sensibilities of Gala, who made this scary looking project below?
But instead of trying to make the place better, or to go out and be productive and make their own fucking place, some idiots decide to play bullshit like IMing Gala with such complaints as, “No hoodz? No shooting? I’m from Philadelphia and blah blah blah that’s not the way it is blah fuckin blah.” When she tells the dude to fuck off and leave her alone, he tells her, “Watch who you’re talking to, I got alts, I can shut your sim down in 2 minutes!” What a weiner this guy must be.
I went back to Wei HQ and got on the horn to some people, or tried to anyway. There wasn’t a lot of time to lose. There were builds that could be lost, residents who could be annoyed, and fear to be mongered, because you know there’s not much better for a political campaign than scaring the fuck out of the voters, and then showing them exactly how you’ll protect them from harm.
To be on the safe side, we had to put the whole of the city on RED ALERT for a fucking imminent avatard attack. I then hit up Torvalpac for an endorsement from the Spartans, in light of the situation. It wouldn’t be a bad idea, necessarily, to have a few dozen Spartans on street corners to counter grief any attackers and give the citizens the cozy feeling of being crushed to death by the overwhelming presence of military force. At the same time they could be handing out Wei 2008 spam to innocent passers by. But he wasn’t so easily persuaded.
“Back someone for President? We have KINGS!” he informed me, and yeah, well that may be true, but why not have a foreign army back a US candidate for political office? I mean, are we in a grid-wide war on griefdom, or not?
With heavy thoughts like these on my mind, I began to wander the back alleys, through the new ghetto, the projects, and I decided to take the safety of our voters into my own hands until we get our foreign policy act together.
And so dear readers, that’s how I ended up here, backed into a corner by my own anxiety that at any minute, a REAL fucker proclaiming to be a Philadelphian could show up and give me some grief, and if that was going to be the case, I wasn’t going down without looking cool.
oh you “woman in black”… you are amazing dear myg! i’ve gotten a little desk at the WEI HQ as well. i am so happy about it. my photo tho, a dam mugshot. i LOVE the conference table MYG, how cool is that – the overall look of the office is just soooo cool! i will add a campaign notecard/prim to the hood – we have to support the campaign in every way possible.
btw, myg, i have met one of the OG’s on sl last night. and she is a sl celebrity when it comes to every CGI texture/ building related things ( incl the open source/ platform viewer ) so its a lil techy, but she gave me a wonderful tour and let me be a part of her fantastic insights for a few hours.
i managed to get her to do an interview with you. she is very very well known. and i thought you may want to slap some questions together for an interview and her projects on building/ texturing/ creating hoods/ urban developements the BIG style.
this would be an awesome write for you dearest myg.
gala
Hell yes! Thanks G! I’m gonna need some help to come up with the questions though, ok? Because I know dick about building… but yeah, thanks for the hook up girrrrllll!
Fear mongerers! All of you! You make me sick! Sick, I tell you. Sick! Philadephia is a state of mind, man. And those mofos sound much more Newark, Delaware, to me. Maybe Wilmington, DE, or York, PA, but not Philly–whatever happened to the City of Brotherly Love? Asshats.
And what about the candidate? Get some SS men in there right away to protect her gorgeous ass! This is going to make it very difficult for her to follow through on her campaign promises.
no no burgess, it wont be difficult. so far i am armed very well, and i will blast someone in a split second. yet – this fool, who started this shit, the name is
“Virus Loon”, seems to be either some disgruntled ex residient of philly or someone that hates my guts ( could be many…) because this silly verbal attack was directed torwards me. he claimed some guy who suppose to be his “brotha”, makes some weapons ( mind you, i’ve never heard the name of the clown ), and anyone that claims that he hangs out with “carducci” – tells me right there is an fuckin idiot. because i know carducci pretty well, and that clown goes nowhere unless he get a new weaponscript, he camps his sim, day n’ out.
so the bitchass who send the im to me, is non existent. and he said in the IM… ( careful this is an “alt” ), lol…
i don’t fear anything/ anyone. specially no ” e- kids – bullies “! he wouldn’t take up on my challenge to come to philly so i can blast his muthafickin ass. all talk, all jelousy, it’s nothing. he want to crash the sim as he said – let him do it and the LL will so ban him by IP, or in a worst case scenario, through his proxy/ tracerouting his ass – and he’ll be toast. no mas sl for him.
neverthless, don’t fear, he will not do jack shit!
myg!
ok the the thing is… errm, lol i am not journalist, can we send burgess to do the interview? she is very willing to tell all. and i would think if i introduce burgess to her, and we may do a interview combo, since she has met me already, i think she would be totally cool with that.
so mr burgess, what do you think, slap some question together and we can go along in the interview by improvising. one thing…. she is always busy building the most amazing things. so it would have to be a very late night interview.
Hey Gala, I’d be happy to do the interview with you–we can think up some questions and go wherever you think is best. Have a sit down… follow her around to her builds, have a powwow at the WEI 2008 conference table, hang out on the mission roof…