I hate New York
Posted by myg
Well, I don’t exactly hate New York, but people like me from little Philadelphia sometimes get a chip on our shoulder when we have to hear everybody yammering about that other city, like it’s so fuckin’ great and we’re just a dog terd you scrape off your boot.
Fine. Be that way. But I wasn’t gonna hear about it without being able to slam it next time somebody opened their trap about how great it was. Last night I finally decided to check out the New Time’s Square.
Sheesh, what an ugly, lazy build this is. They say it’s under construction, but shit - it looks not a damned thing like Time’s Square. This builder spent all of about 150L and 20 minutes making this shit hole if you ask me. And of course I managed to get into trouble with some money grubbing dick while I was there. Keep going for the gruesome details.
I got off the subway, and of course what’s the first god damn thing that happens? Some asshole asks me for money.
Now, do you think it’s a smart idea to sneak up behind a girl in a dark subway station and ask her for dough? I mean, what the fuck was this dude thinking? I was nice at first though - I just walked away. But this dumbass followed me up the stairs and onto the street.
“I’m sorry,” he says, “Did you answer me?” Oh my god. Somebody’s in trouble now.
I just started to silently thumb through my inventory…clothes…hair…landmarks…riot bike…WEAPONS! Ah yes…here we go…
“Are you looking for your knife so you can kill me? Ha ha ha…” I was laughing too then, on the inside.
Perhaps the most beautiful thing about SL is this: when some asshole bothers me and can’t take a hint, I can just whip out my Glock. I don’t have to say a word. Try doing that at the real Time’s Square sometime and see how New York’s finest like you then.
Before I could get a shot off, (and I was gonna aim for the feet, I swear) the dude just ran - literally must have hit command R- and ran straight to a pack of tourists up the street on the corner.
Welcome to New New York, motherfucker.
bahahaha! i can so imagine you… pulling for that gun in ya purse, girrrrl you made me crack up on this one here!
and yes times square? more like ” square pixel times “? was that a privatly owned sim or a place in mainland? downright cartoonish fuglyness, sheesh.
yeah, well i have never been a woman of great patience, that’s for sure. as for this new times square, it’s really hideous, as you can see. it’s supposedly under construction, but shit, i mean why advertise it and have it in search looking like this? it’s enough to give me nightmares and damage my eyesight with all that horrible day-glo single prim pixellage. sheesh!
It was bad enough when Disney took over the real one, now we gotta suffer this? Reminds me of the morning I dropped in on “new” Paris; I wasn’t there five minutes and had multiple people beg me for cash. For a second I thought I was in Rome.
Lesson learned? Always pack the heat.
gun fact: that gun is modeled after a desert eagle, not a glock.
the true ballas these days roll with fragmentation popguns.
perhaps, torvalpac, but a “glock” is a *much* cooler name for a gun than a “desert eagle.” this is my story and i’m sticking with it.
good idea, because desert eagles are some of the worst handguns ever built. they’re giant and scary looking, but they cost over a grand, jam constantly and shoot ammo that costs as much as $2 per round.
the only fault most find with glocks is that their grips are terribly uncomfortable.