We’re gonna fix it
Posted by myg
We looked into the possibility of checking Torvalpac into the Bakuwood Rehab as part of our efforts to get him reinstated to Baku. After what I heard of last night’s debacle with him on the streets of Little Philly, it seems we need to step up our efforts considerably. Candidate Wei and I took a quick trip to check the place out.
When we arrived, the conditions were deplorable. No brain liquefying meds, no origami supplies, no bad television. Where were the doctors? “Um, there are no doctors…” one anxious staffer told us. I looked at the pathetic conditions and saw misfortune, but Romana Wei? She saw opportunity.
“When I am president,” she announced to the gathering crowd, “one of my first priorities will be to gut the operations budget of the Bakuwood Rehabilitation Center.”
“The problems at Bakuwood Rehab were caused by bureaucratic and administrative failures,” she went on to illuminate, “and so I will immediately fire all of the bureaucrats and administrators on the Bakuwood payroll and replace them with my own, hand-picked experts.”
“Oh yes,” she continued, “We’re gonna fix Bakuwood Rehab alright…”
You’re gonna do a heckuva job, Romana, a heckuva job! And look at the Google ads–nothing about gaming or Second Life, but “Join R*dy’s C*mp*ign” and “Get A** C*ulter Free” - LMAO! We’re clearly pushing the limits of their algorithm.
did that ‘turtle twad’ came back last night?
yes, adsense knows nothing of satire, it would seem…