Portraits of SL Assholes, Part III
Posted by myg
Today folks, we have yet another gripping edition of what’s perhaps my favorite M is for Myg feature, Portraits of SL Assholes. To make it doubly special, we have not one, but two bleeding assholes to flame.
First of all, we have this dude. I can’t even remember any part of his name. What did he do to qualify for a spot on Portraits? One guess.
Figure 1, asshole staring at his own genitals in the Fitzgerald hotel lobby. Maybe it wasn’t so terrible for him to be in the lobby without pants. It is a sex hotel, so whatever. But fact is, the dude ported onto the street corner just like this, balls out. So me, Alex and Sable were standing there gabbing about Topgol related shit, when in drops this dumbass with no pants. And I’m sorry but that’s just stupid.
Want more? Keep going to meet SL Asshole #2.
Next up, we have some asshole named Jonhy G something or other. I don’t know in what culture it’s acceptable to port into a strange land and just start shooting the residents, but that’s exactly what asshole number two did.
We tried to reason with the guy, honestly, but this dickhead just kept shooting at us. Alex told him to knock it off. I waved my glock at him and told him to chill out, but the dude never said a word. Just kept firing.
I don’t care where you’re from man, that’s just bad manners. Alex gave him a lesson in Topgol etiquette when he orbited his ass off the sim.
But I have to say, at least the guy was wearing pants.
bahahahaha! i love the ranting myg! i love it love it. rofl @ the dude starring at his genitals.
woman! he was a proud new member of the ” attach a noob dick ” and be sexaay. asshile # 2 seemedd to be busy staying in mouselock trying to hold balance with his whack ass gun.
haha keep writing mtg… i love these bitch - a - thon entrys!
gala
sheesh ignore my dam typos, i am only on my first dam mug o’ coffee
yeah, i have to admit, running into these idiots can make my whole night…what this says about me as a person, i don’t want to even guess…
says about you? I’m the one who hangs out there in front of the hotel at the tp spot, um, “greeting” the noobs… what does that say about me?
hahaha…
what would freud say? specially to you alex, greeting noobs with their peckers out… uhmmm…
Hey I was checkin out the first hunk of a man until Mr. Burgess scared him away! Mmmmm…look at that tan line….
LOL
Excellent ! ^^ I have myself a great pleasure to look at a noob coming inside my home without an asking, and tell Vanny “Kill him”
Yes, I know there is some very real, however perverse pleasure in asshole hunting!
i am insulted that i didn’t make this list.
you clearly aren’t working hard enough.