Romana Wei-s in! Prim babies: cute but deadly
Posted by myg
People need answers.
They’re damned lucky to have someone like Romana Wei confabulate them.
The electorate is up in arms over the problem of Prim Babies. Last week the Second Life Herald ran a huge expose of the problem, interviewing some chick calling herself “Mrs. President.” Mrs President? Well, not for long Chomsky. Just you wait until the primary.
Never wanting to miss the opportunity to capitalize on social misery, we asked Candidate Wei to share some of her thoughts on the matter. Here’s what she had to offer:
Romana Wei: when we have prim babies, we increase the size of our global footprint and we contribute more prims to global lag
Romana Wei: you know it’s time that you stopped working for your prim babies and put your prim babies to work for you
Romana Wei: that’s why all prim babies will have to work in strip clubs as drink caddies
Romana Wei: yes, they take valuable resources from our planet–is it so much to ask that they bring us a drink when we are thirsty and food when we are hungry and a condom when we want some?
Sable Slade: the little babies are cute!
Romana Wei: yes, Sable, cute but deadly
Romana Wei: deadly for our economy
Those little babies ARE cute! Look at their big eyes, how can you resist? That’s it, i’m off to find a daddy for my prim baby….
Frogs got big eyes, too. And flounder. Octopus, crabs, shrimp, alligators–they all got big eyes. *looks at Sable.
sable, come to your senses! don’t you know those bastards will knock you up just to dress you down? great, just what SL needs – a deadbeat prim dad problem!
if you need a pregger shape, sable, i got those as a freebie long time ago from someone who thought i should be sl preggers.
never happend, not in gala’s book!
but i would be more then happy to give you all the trimester shapes
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