Accessories for the vampire slayer in you
Posted by myg
Now in slasher red, Blood Orchid designs unveils its latest must-have accessory for girls on the run.
Look smart while arming yourself with the finest (and only) in bonafide SL vampire protection, the Blood Orchid Stake Accessory Line. These fine items come carved lovingly from extinct hardwoods, detailed with hag’s hair-embroidered handles and stamped with the universal sign of the holy trinity.
Stride comfortably in any setting–home, formal occasions, work–with protection easily at hand in tasty red leather thigh holsters. And for the complete look, be sure to get the matching leather choker!
Don’t let the bloodsuckers catch you unprotected or looking sad with a set of plungers on your back! Fly, don’t run, to Blood Orchid and place your order today!
Hmmm okay okay I see.. you arm yourself… Good. Let me make a a call..
*Vanny dials 0900/RENT-A-NUKE*
Almost didn’t recognize you without your boxers on. Wait, that did not sound right.
Great, meanwhile, guys get to arm themselves with, I don’t know, what, like, cloves of garlic or something??
There had better be a menswear line released, and soon!! Blood Orchid® Stake Accessory Haute Couture Por Homme, perhaps?
I guess, in the meantime, can I borrow your plungers, if you’re not using them now? Turns out they are actually useful for things other than staking vampires. Who knew?
um, Vanny, there won’t be much blood left if you use a nuke. Or did you lose your appetite?
And Wrath, you are so right. Sable?
Well Alex, it is RENT a nuke. What do you think what happen if I use this thingie for a detonation?! Can you imagine what I paid for a terrible high bail?
No no no.. I will just throw it right at her. I think the weight will be enough to get her in trouble…
and unfortunately i’m not too sure how much wooden stakes do against a hurled undetonated nuke…i suppose i’ll need to keep running for now. either that or i’ll have to beg lisa to intervene…but of course, that could go either way, and not real likely not in my favor! where has she been, anyway?!
oh yes, wrath, you can borrow the plungers but try to hit vanny with them if you see her headed my way with a nuke, please!
Well, Myg, Lisa gave me complete decision freedom of what and how I behave with you. Okay – I had to do something for this.. but I am “afraid” that you won’t get any help from her. *smiles evily*