Another day, another death threat - met a stranger xvi
Posted by myg
DAMN THAT VANNY!
I shouted it, all over Topgol, and everyone came running. Like me, this is what they found on the conference table of Wei ‘08 Headquarters:
It said:
Death is life’s way of saying you’re fired
Suicide is your way of saying I quitChoose what you prefer.
I am watching you.
You can’t hide.
You can’t escape your fate.-Me
I had just returned after that narrow escape from Paris and my head was still cloudy. I half expect Allotta and his girl to sniff out my trail to Wawa and come chase me down. I had just ducked into the office when my neck began to ache–even before I saw the note. Vanny!
Well, at least I was pretty sure it was Vanny who left the note. It had her creepy style, written in blood and all of that.
The eeriest part of it was the Polaroids. Vanny managed to get pictures of me on the street, at my desk, and I’d had no idea she was doing it. But, the strangest thing of all was the photo of me in the Wawa.
It’s hard to see, but she caught me behind the cash register there. Now, I don’t work for Wawa–so what was I doing there? I’m asking because to tell you the truth, I have no recollection of ever being there. Another blackout, it seems.
Maybe Romana and Alex are right. Maybe I do need help.
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OMG! Somebody has totally set us up the Vanny! No way I believe she is the one taking those photos - I am not getting the impression she’s merely interested in capturing Myg on film, but more like in person. No, there’s more going on here.
If this were a game of CLUE®, then here’s my professional opinion: *WARNING: May Contain Spoilers*
Andromega is using mind control on Myg, forcing her to rob convenient stores for small amounts of money and/or ketchup packets. Lisa is taking the photos, since she’s in the witness protection program and working with The Man to make it appear Vanny is responsible in order to draw Allotta out of hiding, who is wanted on 13 counts of jaywalking in six different countries, two of them not even on the map. Oh yes, he’s real badass. Turns out Alex really is The Man, but we won’t find that out until near the end, after he saves Pauly from a severe aorta injury (Pauly got drunk and ran with scissors in the barbershop, again) wherein we find out Pauly is Alex’s long last father, which really has nothing to do with this story and was there only for a filler episode.
But I’m probably getting way ahead of the story here, so please, keep it coming - it just gets better and better all the time!
God damn Alex, Wrath is all over us like a nylon rash. Who do you think this guy is working for? The IRS? Homeland security? Wawa’s customer safety division? I wonder how much dough it would take to get him to turn…
I’m betting the building inspector’s office is the source of the leak. Their agent’s have been all over me, slapping condemned stickers on the pawnshop door, citing me for leaky faucets. Some joker named Boston was causing trouble over the weekend and I suspect he’s one of ‘em. Boston probably talked to Bruce who IM’d Wrath, who then laid all the details out in public with just enough wrong in it to mount a plausible deniability defense against a suit I’d be willing to file under the Office Secrets Act of 1984. I think we’d better have a sit down.