Mr. Flamingo spotted in Topgol
Posted by Burgess
Have you seen this bird? Dubbed Mr. Flamingo–a moniker he tells me he’s okay with, though he says he’s no body builder, nor is he sure if he’s a suitable spokesperson for his entire species–he was seen hanging out at Clockwork as the club tunes up for its official opening in early July. Apparently, he likes the nightlife.
I first noticed him hanging around just outside the club a little over a week ago and wondered if John Waters was snooping about again. (He’s always bringing drunk weirdos over and dumping them on the front steps.) It turns out Mr. Flamingo is a bit of a gear head, and helped me troubleshoot some sidechain problems in my rack that I haven’t been able to rout out ever since Wrath turned every knob to eleven and every slider to infinity. Mr. Flamingo argues very well in favor of software modeling and DSP technology.
He also said he’s been enjoying scouting new migratory patterns in the metaverse. While some worry that all this activity may have nefarious undertones, others remain convinced that this represents nothing more than advancements in avian tourism.









Has Mr. Flamingo been to the 12 Monkey?
I had a flamingo once. My landlord, Tats, made me remove it (too many prims for my rental). Avian tourism sounds interesting, as long as I don’t have to dress in pink in order to blend in.