One of the better curses I’ve read lately
Posted by myg
From the one and only JellyBean Madison:
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch!
Damn, I don’t know who did what to piss her off, but with damning talent like this, whoever it is better hope the woman’s voodoo doesn’t have long arms either! I’m sorry, but this is what I consider real writing talent.
She must be from Rotterdam, Holland, like me. People here could say ‘He has a good heart… but it should be cooked and dangled from a string under his back so the dogs can reach it.’
Ah yes, another fine insult! I’m gonna start a collection soon!
The quote is not hers, you do realize. I’ve heard it at least a dozen times here and there.
I too was LMAO while reading Jelly’s post. However, that saying is much older than her. Regardless, I’m sure glad not to be on the receiving end of her curses. {:o)
Well I didn’t realize it wasn’t hers, but if that’s the case I suppose I’ll just appreciate such a thoughtful application of a damned fine insult.
Oh and another thing, yes I do feel stupid that I hadn’t heard that saying before. You all know how I love a good insult.
I don’t know any good insults.
Isn’t that insulting enough?