We are the pretty, petty thieves, and you’re standing on our street.
Posted by Burgess
Okay, this started a couple of weeks ago when this charming man, Wrath, the biggest Morrissey/Smiths freak that ever was, noticed that “Morrisey†was an available SL last name. Someone pointed out that it would be funny if we had a Smiths/Morrissey night at Clockwork and all came with alts with the last name “Morrisey.†Well, hang the dj, that’s a brilliant idea. (And yes, we understand it’s not exactly the spelling of Moz’ last name. Leave the second S off for sorrow. Or something.) We laughed about it and agreed we should. But, as we have brilliant ideas all the time (ha!), we didn’t immediately pursue it.
But last night we started talking about it again and began thinking of first names to go with “Morrisey.” Myg disappeared and then, faster than a hairdresser on fire, this ugly n00b “Myg Morrisey†tp’d into the club. It was on. Soon there was “More,†“KillUncle,†“JellyBean,†“HawksRock,†“Jillian,” and “Suedehead†Morrisey. By the end of the night we had “Sable,†“Nene,†“Piccadilly,†and “Zo.†It won’t stop there.
Morriseys are against rules. They are anarchic, friendly, and weird.
Morriseys generally travel in packs. Though there are no rules, Morriseys feel more comfortable in the company of other Morriseys. A lone Morrisey is a vulnerable target, and we don’t want to feel more vulnerable than we already do. Also, traveling in packs is a moveable feast, a transient Morrisey mob. While out traveling in packs, Morriseys will be noticed. Don’t panic. Stick together. Ask the people if they like The Smiths or Morrissey. When they say “yes†jubilance ensues. Encourage them to change their last name to Morrisey immediately.
What will come of this? I wouldn’t say, no. But you can bet there will be events, probably parties, sets, and Morrisey Mobs. Eventually, we will outnumber the Lindens. Get your Morrisey now. How soon is now? Today. Join the group -=Morrisey=-. Await instructions.
Update/Morriseys news:
My SLife with the Thrill Kill Morrisey Cult
Wrath Paine in Night of a Thousand Morriseys
A rush and a push and the land that you stand on is yours.
I love the Smiths.
Lol, I can tell who’s all snowed in
this winter and going a bit crazy…
jOMG, now way, shup!! I LOVE THE SMITHS, too!!
Awesome write-up Alex… lol!!
Wait, you’re all telling me you love The Smiths? No way! I love The Smiths, too! ZOMG! g00b! gg!
The chemicals they use to clean the carpets at the Freebie Malls resulted in the Morriseys speaking in tongues.
Oh, you know what you guys!? I LOVE THE SMITHS, TOO!!
And yes, Seraphine, there are some of those who will blame it on being snowed in, but for me, well, I was living the dream.
(( OMG This is the write-up of all write-ups, Alex - you did Moz proud!!!! Highfreakinlarious! ))
@Wrath: I didn’t even read your post first, and the fact that our stories match up is proof that this was all the result of Moz’ bounteous love, and neither drugs (Garrett) nor being snowed in (Seraphine) played a role. Sheesh. Those aspersions are just miserable lies.
sHuT tEh f00k Up…I SO lurve the Smiths
Alexander, I just tagged you for another one of those memes that are going around… The Naughty Nine.