Top ten stories I want to see covered at aRE wE nOT mEN
Posted by myg
You know all about it now, right? The Alex-Wrath-Hawksrock blog, Are We Not Men? After a year of reading MGG2SL, it seems they felt that the “typical guy” avatars of Second Life needed a strong voice in the media too, and who better, really, to represent. Fine. But if they’re going to have the backs of the typical Second Life Guy, there are some pressing issues they need to be addressing.  What follows here are Myg’s priority stories for the Big Bad Mens on the block.
Story Number 1: Foreplay – not just seven minutes in heaven.
Story Number 2: Impress her for life: fold T-shirts like a GAP employee and get yourself laid!
Story Number 3: Talking to virtual women – strategies for the homebound and socially inept (I’ve got this on the “must read” list for several dudes already…)Â
Story Number 4: When (and more importantly, when not) to go topless in public!
Story Number 5: Man clothes! Turns out you don’t *have* to wear the same t-shirt for six months afterall!
Story Number 6: Hair that doesn’t suck – the three styles every SLMan must have!
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Story Number 7: Porn for Women. Does it really exist? Yes, it does, and it comes with household appliances!Â
Story Number 8: Gender bending 101Â - get the most out of your orientation exploration without being a motherfucker to everyone else!
Story Number 9: Do I look fat in this? How to answer critical questions without getting yourself killed.Â
Story Number 10: Dirty old man – how to be one without being a complete asshole. (**Hint** do not assume everyone around you is in their early twenties!)
 
I’m not saying they needed ideas – seems they have plenty of them. But I’m just saying, if the boys get it right we all stand to benefit a little from this venture.
So what have you got, fellas?
Dear Ms. March -
Your suggestions have been noted. We’ll take them up at the next meeting of the idea review committee. Our consideration of them does not imply we will use them, and if we use them, you will not be compensated. We’ll probably even claim we thought of them first. But you’ll know in your heart it was you, so feel good about that.
Sincerely,
A. Burgess
editor, AWNM?
p.s. Don’t try to avoid the sheriff when he serves you with the lawsuit I’ve had my attorney file for copyright violations on use of my photos.
Damn, that was fast. The SL legal system is strangely quick on some things. A judge ruled that since the photos had previously been printed at M is for Myg, the site retained the right to reprint. Sorry for the hassle. I was going to hire Romana but I was pretty sure she would claim a conflict of interest. The house attorney at Paine Principle LLC is really a hack.
Does that mean I can’t sue you for aping this shot?
http://mygdala.com/2007/11/28/the-wax-museum/
Or was than an homage?
Heehee…how about “How to get over the urge to use the phrase ’sex wiht me’ when chatting up a female avvie”?
Sorry Chloe, I beat you to it! =)
@tober — LMAO!
@Esteban – definitely an unconscious homage. It’s the best seat in the house, and you cut an indelible image.
Esteban, you made me blushed!
I regret that i should use obscure words.