Hulk Not Man
Posted by Esteban
Hulk look at new blog by puny humans called “Are We Not Men.” Hulk confused. If Hulk say “Yes, you not men,” then puny humans men or not men? If Hulk say “No, you not not men,” then Hulk sound stupid. Hulk not like sound stupid. Hulk smash puny human blog of we-not-men.
Hulk not man. Hulk hermaphrodite. Hulk gender bender. Hulk say fun when men women or women men or who wear dress! Hulk smash puny ideology of masculinity and femininity because hurt friends! Hulk learn big words in graduate school, almost finish dissertation.
Love,
HULK
P.S. On second thought, Hulk think dress not good to wear for puny Hawksy.
Way to go, green genes!
Down with binary gender tyrannies! Up with directed-evolutionary pansexual fluid synthesis!
Wooot!