M is for Myg

My god, two portraits in one day? Better go back on vacation or something. This asshole hit me the same day as the asshole event happened that I posted to MGG2SL. Now I remember why I used to blog so much!

See, I was on as Myg Morrisey and I was freebie hunting. I’ve now decided that there’s few better ways to run into assholes than freebie hunting, (though weapons buying is the no-fail method).

This asshole I met is nearly the worst kind of asshole I know. He’s the little boy bully.

What happened was this. Dumbass dropped on my head as I was looking for free boots. As you may or may not know, decent free footwear is extremely hard to come by, but that’s not the point.

So, the dude dropped in on top of me, as sometimes happens, at a teleport site. No problem. However, dude had his little pixel dick attached as he landed on me. Accidents happen, you know. But then he turned around, and stuck the pixels in my face and said, “Hi.” That I didn’t like so much. The rest went a little like this:

[22:02] Asshole: hi
[22:02] You: your dick is in my face asshole
[22:02] Asshole: I beg your pardon
[22:02] Asshole: it was not intentional
[22:02] You: well that’s a good god damned thing
[22:03] Asshole: take the attitude and shove it woman…I apologized
[22:03] You: kiss my ass
[22:03] Asshole: you don’t really have one girl
[22:03] You: pfft
[22:03] Asshole: take your rl attitude where it belongs
[22:04] You: fuck off

Then, without further notice, he ORBITED ME.  I know, I know.  I was verbally aggressive. But he was clearly a horndog, and it was late and I’ll tell you what. It was really quite obvious from the moment he dropped on my head that the dude was all manner of disrespect. He stayed right on top of me as he gave his lil’ lowercase “hi” with his pixel dick right in my face (Myg Morrisey is short and the dude is SL 9 feet tall).  Then, he’d walked away from me but had to make a beeline back to tell me to “shove it.” Because don’t you know, Dumbass apologized and therefore my grumbling was out of line, right? And he was determined to put me in my place, apparently.

What a motherfucker.

As I soared aloft, high above the sim, I verbally harassed him for a few more minutes in IM but the weak minded brute muted me. Or so he thought. Because you can mute me in SL, but you sure as hell can’t mute me at M is for Myg.

Asshole.

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Eds. note: Asshole really does belong to Bukkake Bliss and a number of other horndog groups, which is perfectly fine, but still, no reason to walk around putting your goods in a girl’s face. Also, that is the dude’s profile pic, since that whole orbiting thing caught me off guard and I missed the photo op. Boy did THAT piss me off.  Photo altered to protect the identity of the asshole. Why, I don’t know.

This entry was posted on Monday, January 7th, 2008 at 3:27 am and is filed under Portraits of SL Assholes, Second Life.