Hulk Diary
Posted by Esteban
Hulk make diary for friends.
Hulk not puny Esteban Moody. Puny Esteban Moody turned into Hulk by puny human Burgess set off nuclear bomb radiation.
Puny Esteban Moody think too much, confuse Hulk with hard posts to read on blog M is for Myg.
Hulk still have big wound. Hulk not know why. Hulk supposed to regenerate. Hulk want answer!
Hulk like purple. Purple Hulk favorite!
Hulk like: DJ and dance at Clockwork! All puny human friends there. Hulk take lots of pictures! Also friends cranach and Burgess take pictures too! Also new friend Gragoyle who is metal rat or dog. Hulk not know.
Funk Hulk favorite! Hulk play only best funk. Hulk play hip-hop and disco too, if funky! Everyone like Hulk play music and dance. Hulk say w00t! w00t!
What else Hulk say? Hulk want all kids stay in school and eat vegetables, grow strong like Hulk. Hulk no eat meat. Hulk say meat murder.
Hulk post podcast! Funky Belly! Jackson 5! JAMES BROWN! Hulk friends listen at work, dance in cubicle!
funk for the masses | 7 January 2008: play or right-click here to download.
Set list:
Detroit Emeralds: You Want It, You Got It
Warren Lee: Funky Belly
Porgy Jones: Catch Joe Potato
Betty Davis: Anti Love Song
Chris Joss: Shellah V.
Gorillaz: Feel Good Inc (Single Edit)
Talking Heads: Uh-Oh, Love Comes to Town
Jackson 5: I Want You Back
Cerrone: Love In C Minor
MF Doom: Vinca Rosea (Volume 9)
Glass Candy: Beatific
H2 So4: Over You
KANOPUS: Time Heals
James Brown: Don’t Tell A Lie About Me and I Won’t Tell The Truth About You
Bill Withers: Harlem
Billy Vera & Judy Clay: Do Right Woman – Do Right Man
hulk funk!
Amazing that Hulk has access to Esteban’s unreal funk collection. I wonder what the connection is? Could it be… nah.
Esteban is really Bruce Banner in disguise?
Okay, I’ll admit it. I was one of the world’s biggest Met A Stranger® addicts you’ll ever meet. I almost lost my job, my family, my two dogs and a cat, my hair and my self-esteem because of my obsession. I sought professional help – it did not work. I sought the advice of a psychic – it only made things worse.
And then I ran across the Hulk Diaries.
OMG! They are teh bomb! FINALLY something I can read and understand what’s being said without the aid of pictures! I can totally connect with what the Hulk is saying, ya know? He just puts it out there, in simple, easy to understand sentence fragments which are perfect for those readers with ADD like myself. It’s like, you know what the Hulk is feeling with each spoken word. Purple? Brilliant!
I will indeed be bouncing around in my cube all day at work today (Thank you!), but still wondering, why Hulk wound not heal?
Must be some unique form of Hulk stigmata.
Hulk good. Did you read that
scientists have found a way
to make pigs glow green now?
Sorry, still cracking up over:
“Also new friend Gragoyle who is metal rat or dog. Hulk not know.”
Dear Esteban
To tell the truth, (don`t hate me)
I prefer your natural skin than fluorescent green.
This is a image of Hulk Esteban
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Death_of_Marat
Hulk like get comments! Hulk make more diaries for friends! Hulk not hate cranach, but Hulk still like green best. Hulk not fall asleep in bath like picture.
Love,
Hulk