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Hulk Diary

Posted by Esteban

Hulk make diary again for friends.

Hulk not do much this week. Hulk dance at Clockwork, like DJ friends puny human Garrett and nice lady bird person Xax!. Also, Hulk party with Morriseys! Hulk shop for new purple shorts, but not find any. Hulk mad. Hulk work to get skin color just right, but is hard. Hulk need friend make skin for Hulk. Hulk not sleep one night, hang out with friend cranach in Hulk apartment.

Hulk happy. Hulk find new funk at old record shop. Hulk clean with special Hulk mix of water, alcohol, and dishwashing soap. Hulk not have time to make mp3’s yet, though. Hard to use puny human turntable with big hulk hands.

All Hulk friends come to Clockwork tonight to hear funk music play Hulk! Also, Hulk friends hear loud music play Hulk friend DJ keTchUp. Hulk say time is 6 to 9 SLT! Hulk say w00t w00t! Hulk play all kinds funky music. Hulk play latest hits and old school! Hulk play funk from whole world, even play German funk tonight.

Hulk angry. Who give Hulk wound? Hulk find. Hulk smash! Why not regenerate? Hulk not go to doctor! Hulk not like doctor!

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This entry was posted on Monday, January 14th, 2008 at 5:14 am and is filed under Clockwork, Esteban, Hulk.

10 Comments so far

Burgess January 14th, 2008 10:01 am

Man, I have to tell you, I really wish I had this issue in hard copy. Hulk looks better generating from Esteban than that Banner dude.
myg January 14th, 2008 12:14 pm

I know, right?
Seraphine January 14th, 2008 1:39 pm

Hulk much prefers having
his wounds licked rather
than going to the doctor?
Garrett Larkham January 14th, 2008 1:43 pm

Estehulk! Nyte Vargas is working on a Lizard Skin, and she says she’s looking to make a green version. Maybe she can help.
BTW, I may be AWOL from Clockwork. I’m on the DJ staff at Subterra, and it’s the Grand Opening tonight, so I’ll be wearing my BLAZE TUX !!! he he he he.
myg January 14th, 2008 3:45 pm

Just don’t forget to bring all your Barry Manilow albums with you, Garrett. I hear DJs get big tips from playing Barry in those tux only joints.
Garrett Larkham January 14th, 2008 4:13 pm

Good thing I’ll be sportin’ my fanny pack..wouldn’t want to crease out the pockets with all those tips. Besides Myg, have you seem MOI in an all-black tux kit? Alex has.
myg January 14th, 2008 4:36 pm

ok then Garrett, if you do somehow show up to Clockwork in your swanky tux sporting a fanny pack and toting some BM, I promise I will shoot you with my Gas Blaster to make the overall ensemble complete!
Patric January 17th, 2008 1:28 am

lol@Hulk
dandellion Kimban January 20th, 2008 1:08 am

My freinds say there is three episodes of hulk diary but I see only this one. Some puny human stole hulk’s diary?
myg January 20th, 2008 1:43 am

@d - this is Hulk diary #2, and I think #3 pinged when it was put up early. It’ll be here in the morning. Sweet dreams…