Hulk Diary 3
Posted by Esteban
[Hulk say: read blog, but also funky podcast at end!]
Hulk angry. Hulk wound still not heal! Hulk do all things right! Hulk clean wound. Hulk change gauze! Hulk eat plenty protein! Why not heal? Wound get smaller, but too slow! Hulk not like sit at home and watch TV! Hulk not like feel tired all time! Hulk want smash! But what smash? Hulk not smash wound, only make wound worse! Why not regenerate?!
Hulk smart. Hulk figure out.
Hulk think fault of puny Esteban Moody! Is wound of puny Moody, not wound of Hulk! But how give wound back to puny Moody? Puny Moody gone. Is Hulk now! Hulk not Moody! Why not puny Moody take wound wherever puny Moody go?
Hulk angry, but figure out.
Hulk wonder: night when radiation bomb go off, all friends there. Why only puny Esteban Moody become Hulk? No other Hulk friend become Hulk?! Why not puny Burgess or puny friend Ramona? Hulk glad Hulk only Hulk, but still wonder!
Hulk think. How different puny Moody?
1. Is Hermaphrodite.
2. Has mohawk. No–Burgess also!
3. Is funkiest.
4. Wear glasses. No–Chestnut also!
5. Is best dresser. No. Maybe dandellion best dresser? No–all Hulk friends best dressers!
6. Has wound!
Why only wounded funky hermaphrodite become Hulk?!?!?! Hulk wish Hulk smart like puny Moody. Puny Moody always have answer for everything. Hulk miss puny Moody.
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funk for the masses | 14 January 2008: play or right-click here to download.
Set list:
Rob Swift: Re-Animator
Wojna und die komplette Bandbreite: Party im Ruhrgebiet
Jean Knight: Do Me
James Brown: Give It Up Or Turnit A Loose (Remix)
Pleasure: Dust Yourself Off
Parliament: Up For The Down Stroke
The Blackbyrds: Party Land
Vibrettes: Humpty Bump (Parts 1 and 2)
Young MC: Principal’s Office
Salt-N-Pepa: None Of Your Business
24-Carat Black: Synopsis One: Poverty’s Paradise
Jedi Mind Tricks: Shadow Business
The Coup: 5 Million Ways to Kill a C.E.O.
Ray Camacho: Si Se Puede
Ramsey Lewis: Back In the Ussr
The Staple Singers: Tend To Your Own Business
i miss moody but i have not seen you for a while either so i miss you hulk as well! i thought i would see you more now that we are neigbors and all. some home moody! come home hulky!
/me sneaks up whilst Hulk is sleeping and leaves Hulk a bottle of 1000mg vitamin C’s, it seems to work well on puny human wound healing
Hey you’re getting dam good at your playlists esteban, er… Hulkmeister. Has Hulk always worn glasses?
@chestnut:
@elusyve: mmmmm, Hulk like. Taste like orange.
@Seraphine. Hulk only Hulk for few weeks, but Hulk always wear glasses. Hulk nearsighted…or farsighted. Hulk always forget which is which.
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