M is for Myg

Have you seen this chicken?

Well, we knew Alexander Burgess had a semester of gradual skool, so we gave him some slack. But what’s stopped him from posting during the break? That farking AWNM dudes’ blog? Harumph. So they have nakie pics. M is for Myg has podcasts! And DJs! And Hulk! And snarkiness! Is this not enough? Seems like there’s a trend here. One that must be stopped!

If anybody sees this chicken, remind him from Myg that there ain’t no date set yet…

A girl blogger has needs, ya know. Regular posting is one of them, right along with daily thumb massages and coffee in the morning!

You know all about it now, right? The Alex-Wrath-Hawksrock blog, Are We Not Men? After a year of reading MGG2SL, it seems they felt that the “typical guy” avatars of Second Life needed a strong voice in the media too, and who better, really, to represent. Fine. But if they’re going to have the backs of the typical Second Life Guy, there are some pressing issues they need to be addressing.  What follows here are Myg’s priority stories for the Big Bad Mens on the block.

Story Number 1: Foreplay - not just seven minutes in heaven.

Story Number 2: Impress her for life: fold T-shirts like a GAP employee and get yourself laid!

Story Number 3: Talking to virtual women - strategies for the homebound and socially inept (I’ve got this on the “must read” list for several dudes already…) 

Story Number 4: When (and more importantly, when not) to go topless in public!

Story Number 5: Man clothes! Turns out you don’t *have* to wear the same t-shirt for six months afterall!

Story Number 6: Hair that doesn’t suck - the three styles every SLMan must have! 

Story Number 7: Porn for Women. Does it really exist? Yes, it does, and it comes with household appliances! 

Story Number 8: Gender bending 101 - get the most out of your orientation exploration without being a motherfucker to everyone else!

Story Number 9: Do I look fat in this? How to answer critical questions without getting yourself killed. 

Story Number 10: Dirty old man - how to be one without being a complete asshole. (**Hint** do not assume everyone around you is in their early twenties!)
 

I’m not saying they needed ideas - seems they have plenty of them. But I’m just saying, if the boys get it right we all stand to benefit a little from this venture.

So what have you got, fellas?