M is for Myg

So there I was, wandering my way through Nakama as the Tastypuff Girl, wondering what kind of deranged wonderland this could be. It all started when I inadvertently wandered into this place in Kawaii Ku:

And then saw that these bizarre little creatures were on sale. Read more

I swear to christmas, I hadn’t even dropped the hit yet.

But all around me, I saw technicolor good feeling the likes of which would’ve killed off the teletubbies with its overshot of happy happy. Welcome to Nakama. Read more

Last night, we crossed the border illegally into Reforma, Mexico City on a tip from Andromeda, a new friend who’d come to Philadelphia last night on a hunt for hobo gear. She’s planning to stage a protest there. Read more

We’ve got to do something about Torvalpac.

Since getting banned from Baku he’s been wandering the streets of little Philly, sometimes as the Space Marine Tupac (pictured above with Candidate Wei). Other times he calls himself Torvald, and presents as either Hulk Hogan or a small Soviet duck avatar. He seems to randomly flip between the two identities without warning - much like a psychiatric patient off meds. But always, he’s like a lost soul since he’s been cast from his home.

We couldn’t stand by and just watch this young soldier of virtuality wither away in the Baku diaspora. So Wei is going to make a petition to Baku to take him back. Read more

Store security cameras caught this poor sap’s ugly mug at about 4pm Philly time today. The suspect is about 5 feet tall, 195 lbs, in her late 40s. Poor hygiene, smells like drain-o, cat food and cigarette butts. The damn bitch ran off just as I was making a citizen’s arrest. I’ll tell you all about it after the “read more” mark, so hit it people.

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With the high-pressure, conflict ridden, soap-worthy lifestyle I’ve got, it’s damned often I’m in need of a getaway. So the LM for the hobo info railroad in Calleta dropped on me by Andromega was a welcome surprise the other day.

There was some messed up synchronicity in that too because I had just met Arcadia Asylum, and was talking to her about the City Mission she gave Gala for Section 8. The connection? Calleta is the original home of said mission build.

Anywho, the photo below was taken on my little hiatus - but in all honesty was totally inspired by a very similar shot taken by Andro.

So how about this joint then? The TP spot lands you in this hobo info hub that seems pretty much a nightmare at first, but first impressions aren’t always exactly right. I’ll tell you all about it if you keep reading. Read more

Well, I don’t exactly hate New York, but people like me from little Philadelphia sometimes get a chip on our shoulder when we have to hear everybody yammering about that other city, like it’s so fuckin’ great and we’re just a dog terd you scrape off your boot.

Fine. Be that way. But I wasn’t gonna hear about it without being able to slam it next time somebody opened their trap about how great it was. Last night I finally decided to check out the New Time’s Square.

Sheesh, what an ugly, lazy build this is. They say it’s under construction, but shit - it looks not a damned thing like Time’s Square. This builder spent all of about 150L and 20 minutes making this shit hole if you ask me. And of course I managed to get into trouble with some money grubbing dick while I was there. Keep going for the gruesome details.

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Spreading like cancer over Topgol, Philadelphia extends its slum into the hinterlands! But the good thing is, this addition has a new soup kitchen for down ‘n’ out and wayward avs brought to you by Gala, who put up this stunning building at the edge of her section of Little Philadelphia. This gem was given to her generously by Arcadia Asylum, a builder who creates all of her own textures. And they are so very lovely. Nice location Gala picked for this, right outside of the new projects and all.

Take a gander at a few more detailed shots of the inside by clicking more.
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